{"product_id":"unisex-sweatshirt-1","title":"Chief Everything Officer™ Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou are the schedule-keeper, the form-signer, the meal-planner, the one who remembers what everyone else forgets — running the most demanding job on the planet without a title, a team, or a day off. It's time the title caught up to the work. Welcome to Chief Everything Officer™, powered by Momentality™.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eSturdy, warm, and built for real days. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater made with air-jet spun yarn for an ultra-soft feel — comfortable through back-to-back meetings and back-to-back pickups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClassic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAir-jet spun yarn with a soft feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDouble-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eChief Everything Officer™ — Powered by Momentality™\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimers:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDue to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Momentality","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":51009741390076,"sku":"4027717_5498","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":51009741422844,"sku":"4027717_5499","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":51009741455612,"sku":"4027717_5500","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51009741488380,"sku":"4027717_5501","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51009741521148,"sku":"4027717_5502","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51009741553916,"sku":"4027717_5503","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51009741586684,"sku":"4027717_5504","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy","offer_id":51009741619452,"sku":"4027717_5505","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/9155\/9676\/files\/unisex-crew-neck-sweatshirt-navy-front-and-back-6a8cb6c86c4ee.jpg?v=1787606751","url":"https:\/\/momentality-2.myshopify.com\/products\/unisex-sweatshirt-1","provider":"Momentality","version":"1.0","type":"link"}